low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
You called yourself Captain Aspirin and then tried to cure my headache by shoving pills up my nose. Fuck you becoming a nurse, you can't take care of me while you're drunk ever again. Ever.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I woke up this morning with a half eaten bagel and an empty pack of imitation crab meat in my bed. This is going to be my response to pick up lines now.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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