i just google imaged poop.
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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