Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
areolas are like halos for boobs.
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
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