Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
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Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
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