she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
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I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
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The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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