I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
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