So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
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