BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
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I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
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Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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