I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
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