Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
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