I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
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I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
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According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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