he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
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Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
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I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
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