marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
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