It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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