i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
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they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
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In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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