Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
Life lesson: if you fart while talking to a girl outside, the smell does not dissipate, it just lingers around mocking you
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
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