I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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