check it out our google latitudes are spooning
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
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