next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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