My first STD was from a foam party
i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
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I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
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Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
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