i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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