Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
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Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
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I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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