so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
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