why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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