This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
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