doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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