I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
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