Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
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I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
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Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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