I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
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