Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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