dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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