And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
I think im going to throw up on grandma
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
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My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
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She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
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