You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
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