Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
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why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
Spent 30 minutes in the board meeting trying to figure out where the foul smell was coming from. Thought it was the guy's feet sitting next to me. Then i uncrossed my legs. Turns out it was my vagina. Thank goodness for travel size febreeeze.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
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Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
I think you'll appreciate my way of waking up today: Under my cubicle, boxed in by boxes of printer paper, and hung over. I don't even know how the fuck I got in here in the middle of the night. I went to my car and fell back asleep. I'm now 2 1/2 hours late.
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