just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
Randomize
