And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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