I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
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I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
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When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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