She said her name was "party"
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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