Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
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you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
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I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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