um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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