Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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