I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
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I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
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It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
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