So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
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that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
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