1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
You did what with his pubic hair?
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