Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
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i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
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Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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