i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
We are two peas in an std pod
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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