is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
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How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
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Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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