If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
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