What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
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Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
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at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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