I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
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