i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
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I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
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Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
The Olympian is in my bed
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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