i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
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Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
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I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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