Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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