I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
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